Rossi Shares Advice on How to Pick Up Biker Chicks

HAVE A BADASS BIKE (AND RIDE IT).
Theo says: You gotta ride ride—you gotta be riding all the time, not like a dentist riding on Sundays. You gotta ride a lot more on a bike than you’re in a cage, a cage being a car. Don’t let her even see you have a car. The bigger your bike, the louder the pipes, the better. It can’t be some Nancy-boy, candy-ass bike. You can’t be riding up on a Vespa! [Laughs.]
 
SHOW OFF SCARS AND TATTOOS.
Theo says: Biker chicks want the bad boy. Scars show toughness, that you’ve been through it and you’re still standing. And the more tattoos the better—but tattoos that mean something, that represent who you are, not some cheesy-ass Tasmanian Devil or Woody Woodpecker you got on a two-day bender.

PUT IN WORK.
Theo says: [Customization] speaks volumes about who you are. The more you care for your bike, she’ll see you’ll care for her. Take time with the bike, she’s gonna realize you’re gonna take time with her—in the bedroom! [Laughs.]

HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR.
Theo says: You better know how to drink, and not frozen margaritas and Sex on the Beaches. You gotta drink. Bet your ass they do. Buy a couple of whiskey shots and beers and don’t get drunk under the table by her. She ain’t gonna respect you if you’re passed out in a pool of your own vomit.

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